January 2012
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“Your president and your first lady were in your shoes not that long ago. We...”
– Obama, University of Michigan, 01/27/12
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“Where’s Denard? Denard Robinson’s in the house! They’re trying...”
– Obama’s speech, University of Michigan 01/27/2012
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Have you seen the “We Found Love in A Hopeless Place” video??
I feel like I’ve been sexually harassed & abused.
seriously. yuck.
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Andy Samberg to open, Hunger Games reference, and Wizarding World of Harry Potter commercial breaks?
Is this 30 Rock or my heaven?
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Liz Lemon: I hate it when books put the movie poster on the cover. Let me picture Peeta Mellark and how his arms smell of bread.
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“We’re all sleeping with Carl, because he has the most puzzles”
– Celia, the baker from the nursing home
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“I need to go somewhere where someone like me hangs out….to the Barnes...”
– Liz Lemon, 30 rock
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“Hey, how does an adult make new friends?”
– Liz Lemon, 30 rock
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“If PETA doesn’t love you or hate you, you’re a nobody like a teacher...”
– Jenna Maroney, 30 rock
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“Give to charity. Please no presents? No, I said, Give to Charity? Please no. ...”
– Tracy Jordan
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I WISH MARTIN LUTHER KING DAY WAS A REAL MOVIE.
3O ROCK
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“I know that America will someday be a place where everybody knows your name”
– Kelsey Grammer as Abraham Lincoln’s Ghost, 30 Rock
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“It’s funny, in school all you learn about Abraham Lincoln is that he was a...”
– Kenneth, 30 Rock
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“NBC: We have a magical horse?”
– Jack Donaghy
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“My ring tone is the chicken dance, if I answer it i won’t hear the whole...”
– Tracy Jordan, 30 rock
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“You can watch me shower but no touching.”—Jack
“The no...”
– Jack Donaghy & Devin Banks, 30 rock
“I think we ought to read only the kind of books that wound or stab us. If the...”
– Franz Kafka (via aninsufferableknowitall)
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Don't take it maliciously.
sitaylovesbernz:
If you don’t want to fall, don’t have sex with him/her. Why? Having sex releases feel-good hormones dopamine in excessive amounts. What’s worse? It also releases oxytocin, a hormone found which is responsible for being attached to a person. So the more you have sex, the more you’ll fall in love and that’s a fuck fact.
the problem with fuck buddies :/
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People don’t need advice. They need someone to listen, empathize, and support them- whatever they choose.
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Did Usher invent dancing?
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I would pay $1000 a month for a tv channel that played only usher videos.
“Slut” is how we vilify a woman for exercising her right to say “yes”....”
– (via camgirl98)
thetinywordnerd asked: I think I'm in love with your blog.
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I think we can all agree that The Bachelor is the worst fucking shit ever. Jealousy + Heartbreak on TV…where do they find these women? :/
Had to get that off my chest.
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emtrybus:
at home with the boyfrann drinking jack+diet and doing crosswords on a saturday night.
Sounds like a wonderful night. Boyfriend?! Miss you em
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Femonster: Let me just begin by saying, →
theforthrightfeminist:
This is what my pepper spray looks like. For the record, I didn’t buy it for myself, my parents got it for me. As I was walking out of Wal Mart tonight, without it, it donned on me on how fucked up it is. Not only the fact that I need the weapon itself, but it’s color.
It’s like, we’re trying to make rape culture cutesy. Same goes for pink tazers. Pink handguns....
“Were not all going to have the same experience, if what you had felt good and...”
– Chris Donahue-Bad Sex (via brightgrey)
I want to be Chris Donahue. I can’t wait til I’m a real live sex therapist.
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so what if
after they censor the internet
they divide us into districts
then they take tributes
and make us fight to the death
True Life: I’m poor
“Ask yourself what you are worried about if same-sex marriage is legalized....”
– Why A Heterosexual, Married, North Carolinian Father Of Three Cares About LGBT Equality (via hyperbeam)
(via somethingwhovian)
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